yellfang:

party-at-the-tardis:

shavingryansprivates:

why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying

• the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
• ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
• it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died

and fucking died

humpty dumpty committed suicide

jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull

A BABY FELL OUT A TREE

(Source: shavingryansprivates, via onlyme-nothingspecial)

when everyone follows each other so you see the same post like 10 times in a row

(Source: catholicnun, via captain-nightwing)

rneerkat:

thisisnotlogansblog:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

is there a month between april and june? 

may be

you can’t answer your own jokes

“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”

(via tally-it-up-settle-the-whore)

hamburgay:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

(via tally-it-up-settle-the-whore)